Victoria Vuyovich flirted with many majors within the humanities and behavioral science departments during her four years at the University of Utah, breaking up with dozens before finally settling down with Gender Studies and English. She discovered on graduation day, unfortunately, that she was destined to devote the rest of her days to the service industry. She now spends her free time convincing people to share their intimate stories, drinking, reading, re-watching Season Two of Arrested Development, and life-coaching her cat, Linus, who refuses to get his act together.